The Speed of Velvet Solitude: Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac. Contemporary tempo infographic, LANDSLIDE – ~79 4/5ths BPM w YouTube *great* performance

Fleetwood Mac recorded and released  “Landslide” in the 1970s.  Its tempo is ~79 4/5ths BPM, a speed that on a Confidence level, compared to other tempo ranges, 79-84 BPM are not necessarily desperate, lonely or as in Eminem’s STAN, with major help from Dido,  ~80 BPM, desperately lonely.

Landslide - Precision in measurement radar tempo chart

Landslide - Precision in measurement radar tempo chart

http://bpmscan.com/LandlideBPM

There are other expression of this loneliness: Foreigner, I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS – that is misery, trust me.  And the WE WILL ROCK YOU chant?  That is ~82.  Sets an atmosphere of fear – well, it did in 1986, and now it’s *played out* you stadium music programmers!)

Bruce Hornsby and Pat Metheny take the high road out of loneliness in THE TIDE IS HIGH, ~ 80 BPM.  This song is honored by Manningsan and me as ‘the exception that proves the rule,’ is same song’s optimism, especially in Pat’s solo on the key change.

And another way, as here, to deal with being lonely – face it and realize that your Stevie Nicks at 20-something and life is, well, pretty good.   However, heartache is heartache, even if you are Stevie at 22.

Yesterday I saw my screen saver had produced the tempo map show in this page.  I thought: this is a song good enough to have an album made around the one song: have Eminem create his version, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, John Mayer, Dave Matthews.  As as EP, I’d but that without sampling it at all.

Have a great night,

Ian A Schneider

@meanspeed

“(We’re Never Gonna Survive Unless We Get A Little) Crazy” – Seal & Klum determined that Britney will be their’s – linear/radar maps of song

The award for the most “crazy” idea for the entire year will have to go to: the invitation of “super” “model” Heidi Klum and her husband, guitarist, singer, composer Seal.

As if there were not already millions of home in the United States whose lives were based on that which was happening to Britney Spears, Klum and Seal decided: who better to to “adopt” as a legal “guardian” than Britney herself. Klum went into detail ad nauseum in regard to why being a ward of with Britney was the way that she and Seal should lead:
1) Britney is gorgeous, and, as Klum herself said, “And, in all humility, that is what I am known for. Is it a good thing? Sure. But the stress of being as attractive as one of myself teaches lesson that can only be passed on to, well, others in our league“;

Seal - Crazy - tempo_map - St_James_Charter_School - bpm graph radar

2) Britney is not even a musician. Well, not true – she can “sort of sing,” as Klum phrased it, but what does she know of music and any instrument? You hear me? That is where my beautiful husband Seal comes in hard – he will teach her the guitar, and heck, she could be the next Joni Mitchell.

Seal - Crazy - tempo_map - St_James_Charter_School - bpm graph 1

St. James-Carlton Summary supervised by by James Manningsan –
song title=”Crazy”
performer=Seal
mean speed=102.6 beats per minute
mean emotion according to the meanspeed conjecture=natural
average beat=585 milliseconds per beat
corresponding pitch=437.76 Hertz.

/Ian Andrew Schneider/
Meanspeed® Music Company
November 24, 2009

revised

and extended from a post published here 07.22.06