Objective Tempo and the Meanspeed Conjecture: “CRAZY” Gnarls Barkley, mean speed=112.1 bpm, mean emotion=lustful




This is a chart I did on Microsoft Excel this morning of the “single” version, downloaded from iTunes, of Gnarls Barkley’s #1—for days on iTunes at least—of the song called Crazy.

As far as the history of the song, what one would consider standard liner notes: I found the best information at the blog of a college student/working his way through school– a man from a college in Illinois. His name is Taylor Johnston, and he writes a fantastic set of entries in wikipedia, at http://www.musicblogwiki.elwiki.com/index.php/Music_For_Kids_Who_Can’t_Read_Good and at http://www.musicformats.blogspot.com, and other places. I emailed TJ for permission for this effective, efficient entry—have not heard back yet—so I may have to take this down! (enjoy it while we have it).

From TJ’s blog:

“…The Evolution of “Crazy”

Origin: You all have heard Gnarles Barkley’s “Crazy” (it’s pretty much impossible to get away from at this point), but have you heard “Nel Cimitero Di Tucson”, which is essentially a raw instrumental form of Crazy. Unless you check alot of random world-music blogs (like me) you probably haven’t. It seems that Gnarles Barkley heavily sampled the song, which comes from the soundtrack of the film, Preparati la bara! (IMDB link here).

It’s very interesting to listen to the original version and be able to hear the progression to it’s current chart-topping form, most noticeably the trumpets from the original were replaced with strings for Gnarles Barkley’s version, but the bass line stays the same nearly the whole song though….”

Thank you TJ, I hope. I prefer doing the number to the words, and if you allow this post to stay: good job. If not…oh well.

Thank you also to “The Sexiest Man On 83rd Street,” 1999, 2000—the Yankees fan with perfect hair and a musical family: “JVC.” JVC told me over a month before Barkley broke through: Look out for that song. And JVC is one to believe—when there was a voting dispute in 2000, he said, “first, Pat counted all seven votes and he’s objective, and second, neither I or my wife ever vote for me. And, man, even if we had, you had plenty of other voters.”

So: Always good to take suggestions on songs—they are viewed the most—My Hometown by Charlie Robison, for example, an artist of whom I had no idea, suggested by the Texas Schneiders—so not many of you email me—you look but don’t email, which is fine. Suggestions get priority. JVC, a man who is a serious dancer–ballroom and “styles unknown”—an absolute fan of the Yankees and Dancing With The Stars. JVC’s “Russell Crowe meets John Travolta” moves on the floor are a factor in his 83rd Street sexual awards, no doubt.

Real Conversation
Me: “JVC, what do you like about Crazy?”
JVC: “ Definitely the groove, the beat, it’s just is a [driving energetic song].”
Me: “that song came out in the middle of my theoretical speed of Lust.”
JVC: “Does not surprise me at all—[I love that song].”

Meanspeed=112.1 beats per minute
Meanemotion=Lustful
Meanspace=535 milliseconds per beat
Meanspace=2141 milliseconds per measure
Meanbeat=1.87 beats per second
Meanfrequency=1.87 cycles per second
Meantone=478.29 Hertz, 25 cents above A#4/Bb4=466.164, 75 cents below B4=493.883 Hertz.

"Synchronicity II" – The Police – mean speed=159.8 beats per minute – meanspeed music theory view, pt II








On August 5th, 2007 the Police began their concert with the song called “Synchronicity II.”

Yesterday, we examined the speed of the song on a graph which began its calibration on the first backbeat, or beat 2 of the song. Above, we see the same recording of the song, from the album, Synchronicity beginning on the first downbeat. Also, as you see, the versions of calibrations based on beginning on beat 1 and beat 2 are compared. As with the next two parts in this series on this most amazing of songs, the groups are compared in contiguous groups of 10 beats.

I hope you are looking forward to a graph where the speed calibration begins on beat 3 and beat 4, as they will be next.

There can be no doubt that this is one of the greatest rock compositions and recordings of the 20th century. In calibrating the song, what I have found in regard to beginning the calibration on the downbeat – beat 1 and the backbeat – beat 2, is that while Sting dominates the 1 and 3 of the 4 quarter notes and Stewart Copeland dominates the backbeats – beats 2 and 4 of the measure. In measuring, I could hear much of which made the magic of the Police happen. Quite simply, while drummer Copeland and bassist and singer Sting are the best of musicians, they play although they were in different countries, while guitarist Andrew Summers tries to fill in the middle spaces. This creates: the most exciting of counterpoint.

Sitting 3 rows from the stage over a week ago, I am surprised and happy that the performance was of such outstanding musical quality that in a way I still feel as though I am standing right there on the New Jersey field on which they played in Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey.

Speed Summary, Synchronicity II from beat 1, the first downbeat -
beats measured=760
mean time=4 minutes, 45 seconds
mean speed=159.75 beats per minute
average beat=376 milliseconds
mean phase=2.66 cycles per second
corresponding pitch=681.6 hertz, 57 cents>E5=659.3 hertz, 43 cents>F5=698.5 hertz.

Ian Schneider
Sarah Jane Bristol
James C.C. Manning
June 12, 2008